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I wish I'd done a lot of things. I wish I'd I wish I'd stayed Clementine : What took you so long? Joel : I just walked in.
Clementine : Do you miss me? Joel : Oddly enough, I do! Clementine : You looklng "I do" - I guess that means we're married! Joel : I guess so! Joel : I really like your hair.
Clementine : Thank you. Joel Barish : I can't see anything I don't like about you. Clementine : But you will, you will think of things and I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me. Joel Barish : Okay. Clementine : Okay. Clementine : And in your wormy little brain. Monntauk try to figure out, "Did she fuck someone tonight?
Joel : No, see Clem. I assume you fucked someone tonight. Isn't that how you get people to like you? Patrick : Baby, whats wrong? Clementine : I don't know! I'm lost!
I'm scared! I feel like I'm disappearing! Nothing makes any sense to me! Girp : You know me, I'm impulsive. Joel montwuk That's what I love about you. Clementine : Maybe you can find yourself a nice antique rocking chair to die in. Clementine : You're not a stalker, or anything, right? Joel : I'm not a stalker.
YOU'RE the one that talked to me, remember? Clementine : That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.
Joel : Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one. Clementine : I don't need nice. I don't need myself to be it, and I don't need anybody else to be it at me. Joel : Oh, I doubt that very much. Clementine : Well, you don't know me so Joel : Sorry, I was Clementine : Yeah I got it Clementine I'm Clementine, by the way. Joel : I'm Joel. Clementine : Hi, Joel. Clementine : No jokes about my name Nooo, you wouldn't do that.
You were trying to be nice. Joel : I don't know any jokes about your name. Clementine : Huckleberry Hound. Joel : I don't know what that means. Clementine : Huckleberry Hound? What are you, NUTS? Joel : It's been suggested. Clementine : Joel, hide me in your humiliation! Joel : Wait! Joel : I don't know! I want you wait for just a Clementine : Let me show you something Joel : I think I heard a crack.
Clementine : It's not gonna crack, or break, or Show me which constellations you know.
Joel : Um I don't Clementine : Show me which ones you know! Joel : Okay There's Osidius. Clementine : Where? Joel : Right there Sort of a swoop and a cross, Osidius the Emphatic. Clementine : You're full of shit, right? Joel lookng Nope. Osidius, right there, swoop and cross.
Clementine : Shut the fuck up! To match my sweatshirt, exactly. Joel : Ahaaahhhhh! I like it! Clementine : You do? Joel : You look like a tangerine! Clementine : Hmmm, Clementine the tangerine. Joel : Juicy Clementine : I like that. Lpoking : Wish me a happy Valentine's Day when you call. That'd be Clementine : I'm a vindictive little bitch, truth be told! Clementine montauuk My embarrassing admission is I really like that you're nice, right now. Clementine : I would like you to call me.
Would you do that? I'd like it.
Joel has been sitting up and reading; his voice is angry]. Joel : It's 3 o'clock.
Clementine : I kinda sorta wrecked monrauk car. Joel : You were driving drunk. It's pathetic. Clementine : I was a little tipsy. Don't call me pathetic. And it's fucking irresponsible. You could've killed somebody.
I don't know, maybe you did kill somebody. Should we turn on the news and see? Should I check the grille to see if there's children or small animals? Joel : I love being bathed in the sink - such a feeling of security. Clementine : I've never seen you happier, baby Joel. Clementine : You're really nice God, I have to stop saying that! Clementine : Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.
Clementine : I'm gonna marry you I know it! Joel : Ummm Joel : I think we should go. Clementine : No, it's our house! Just for tonight Which one do you want to be?
I prefer to be Ruth, but I'm flexible. Clementine : You married? Joel : No. Clementine : Let's move into this neighborhood! Joel : I do sorta live with someone though. Clementine : Male or female?
Joel : What? Clementine : At least I'm not barking up the wrong tree! Clementine : I apply my personality in a paste. Clementine : Look man, I'm telling you right off the bat I'm high maintenance. So I'm not gonna tip-toe around your marriage or whatever it is ya got goin' on there. What if it lkoking Clementine : What if? Do you really care right now? Patrick : -What's wrong? Clementine : Get the fuck away from me! Patrick : Do you wanna talk about it? Clementine : NO! Get the fuck away!
Clementine : My crotch is still here, just as you remembered it. Joel : Yuck! Clementine : HEY!